Sell Sell Sell - Bare Naked Ladies
The credits roll, the camera pans
and in the mist our hero stands
he starts to speak then folds his hands in prayer
an awkward pause, then whats my line
There's nothing left to say this time
and what would you say to a bad guy who not there?
In terms of roman numerals
hes IV league with Roman Polanski
He'd win a oscar everytime if only he was given a chance-ski
He started on a broadway stage
a product of another age
an offer and a pilot drew him west
the series bombed, commercials came
and though nobody knew his name
The all reconized the potential he possessed
Deoderants and dental floss
and how much does that new car cost
His acting was methodical in You Don't Need A Medical
He's branded like a racing car
Hes like a movie star with out movies
The week of independance day
the casting agent called to say
you smile could save our movie and the world
Buy Buy Buy
Sell Sell Sell
How well you learn
to not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
It goes like this we have no choice: the minarets
The wailing voice
And vaguely Celtic music fills the air
We choose a foreigner to hate
the new iraq gets more irate
we really know nothing about them and no one cares
Aladdin and the forty theives
enhanced by brand new special effects
Saddam and his cow disease spiced up
with some gratuitous sex
a movie's made, a war is won
a low-speed chase, a smoking gun
Distracts us while the actor takes the stand
Buy Buy Buy
Sell Sell Sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is Friend
We'll own them all in the end
